When Funny Cars Had Names

There was a time when a catchy name was asFord. Other variations included the Boston Shaker,
important to a funny car driver as a supercharger andBear Town Shaker and Bluegrass Shaker.
nitro. A car wouldn't run faster with a memorableProbably the most famous shaker was Seaton's
name, but it ensured profitable match race bookings.Shaker, owned by Pete Seaton. When he added a
Match races paid the bills, so race teams put a lot ofblower, he updated the name to Seaton's Super
effort crafting unforgettable names.Shaker. Driver Terry Hedrick, acquired the car when
Of course dragsters and gassers had names, longSeaton retired. He shortened the name to Super
before the first funny car hit the track. TeamsShaker -- a combination of two of the most popular
switching to the profitable funny car ranks brought theirflopper names.
old names with them. Roland Leong retained the labelMost drivers retained the same name when they built
Hawaiian, made famous with his dragsters, on manya new car. Once a name was established, racers
successful floppers. Connie Kalitta used the namewanted to retain fan loyalty. One man who bucked this
Bounty Hunter on his rails before adopting the title fortrend was Arnie "the Farmer" Beswick. Although
his funny car. Stone, Woods and Cook recycled theBeswick was known as the Farmer, each of his race
name from one of their gassers for the Dark Horse 2cars had an unique name. These names included
funny car. When a crash destroyed that car, they builtTameless Tiger, Star of the Circuit, Super Judge and
a near-clone of the original Mustang. Rather than callingBoss Bird.
the new car Dark Horse 3, they christened it TheDon Prudhomme, was known as the "Snake." His
Ghost of Dark Horse 2.most successful funny cars were sponsored by the
Race car names were inspired by events, activitiesUS Army. While the white floppers weren't actually
and ideas. Roger Lindamood chose the title of anamed Army, a host of fans paid good money to see
pop-county song to adorn his car. The song soonthat "Army Car" in action.
faded into obscurity, but for more than a decadeIt would take a good-size book to contain a complete
afterwards, Lindamood's fans continued to cheer onlist of funny car names. The stories behind Virginia
the car known as Color Me Gone.Twister, Secret Weapon, Yankee Peddler, Warlord,
The Blue Max was both a movie and a famous WorldDestroyer and Eastern Raider will have to wait for
War I German metal. It was also a highly feared funnyanother time.
car campaigned by Raymond Beadle.So what happened? Why don't funny cars have
Ford's Mustang inspired numerous horse relatednames any longer? One reason is that match-racing is
names, including the Trojan Horse, Boss Hoss,no longer viable. Instead of racing several times a
Stampede and Warhorse.week at small, out-of-the-way tracks, today's touring
The most popular funny car driver of all time waspros concentrate on the big national events.
Russell James Liberman. He first gained fame as theToday, there are a multitude of big races, many with
wheelman for Lew Arlington's Brutus GTO, but hefull television coverage. Instead of running for
soon started touring his own car. Although the nameappearance money, today's hero drivers rely on
on Liberman's cars was Jungle Jim, his fans and peerssponsorship to pay their salaries. There is no longer a
granted him Elvis status and always referred to him asneed for a stimulating car name.
Jungle.Secondly, those corporate sponsorship deals involve
As teams started adding superchargers to their cars,huge sums of cash, and finding a willing sponsor is
a rash of names starting with the term "Super"difficult. Sponsors who pony up big bucks to place their
appeared; Super Cuda, Super Duster, Super Camaro,name on a race car don't want to share the car's
Super Stang, Super Bug, Super Charger and others.flanks with a nickname. When it comes down to name
While "shaker" was originally a slang term foror a lucrative sponsorship deal, teams always go with
Chevrolet, it was a popular name on all makes ofthe cash.
floppers. Al Bergler ran Vega, Mustang and CorvetteI guess that's progress. Still, I'm glad I was active in the
versions of the Motown Shaker. Likewise, Hubert Plattera when funny cars were Vicious, Hairy, Candid and
campaigned his Georgia Shaker as both a Chevy and2 Much!