| Once upon a time, in a land that some might consider | | | | wealthy. |
| another dimension, but which is closer than you might | | | | Furthermore, the sarcoptes scabiei are a powerful |
| think, there lived some curious creatures, no, ugly | | | | "people", and, though they could not survive the |
| creatures, called sarcoptes scabiei, or more commonly | | | | scabies treatment the human people had devised |
| known as scabies. The reason they are ugly, is best | | | | against them, they were able to adapt themselves, |
| described by the quote: beauty is in the eye of the | | | | and survive much of the time when the creams were |
| beholder, and the human race has almost unanimously | | | | used. |
| termed these creatures as ugly. After all, eight legged | | | | So you see the scabies had help, so to speak, from |
| creatures that have pointy things on their back, and | | | | some within the human race. |
| random long hairs, and jaws with which they tear into | | | | One day however, they decided to attack a certain |
| their prey's flesh, are seldom considered beautiful, if | | | | tribe, and more specifically a certain family within the |
| ever. | | | | tribe with many children. Unbeknownst to the parents |
| In this land, the scabies do not earn their keep. They | | | | for almost a month (since little ones don't know how to |
| take what doesn't belong to them. They without mercy | | | | express themselves sometimes), these ruthless |
| feed on the LIVE flesh of men, women, and most of | | | | creatures began to attack the most precious, beautiful |
| all, children! As a "people" (I use the term most | | | | children maybe the human race had ever seen! While |
| figuratively), they are ruthless, merciless, and downright | | | | the parents had seen symptoms, they were |
| mean. Some consider them direct messengers from | | | | bewildered at them for a time, trying different ways to |
| hell. Whereas other savages attack during the day, or | | | | comfort their children, until they consulted a trusted |
| at least wait until first light, these ruthless scabies wait | | | | doctor. Alas, this doctor was the peddler of the |
| til their prey has just gone to sleep, or an hour or two | | | | creams that did not work! |
| after, and they attack by biting into the flesh of their | | | | For many long months the parents tried many different |
| victim. Now, this fight I should say is most unfair, since | | | | things that didn't work, always searching for a way to |
| the land I have been referring to, is actually the victim's | | | | win this war on their own and their children's flesh. |
| flesh: talk about war on domestic soil!! This is a | | | | After almost 4 months of daily battle that cost this |
| thousand times worse! | | | | precious family much time and money and heartbreak, |
| Nevertheless, the human race is a hardy race, and | | | | one day they found the ancient scabies treatment, |
| began to devise different ways of defeating this | | | | buried by time. One possible reason that the scabies |
| ruthless enemy, without destroying the flesh of | | | | treatment had been lost, was its palatability to the |
| themselves and their children. A way was found, that | | | | modern human race. This family however, happened |
| worked wonderfully, to the rejoicing of many of the | | | | upon a way that made this ancient tactic palatable. |
| afflicted of the human race. This way became known | | | | Sure enough, as it worked in the old times, the first |
| as: the scabies treatment. This way was safe for | | | | night of this family's new war tactic on the enemy |
| even the babies and pregnant women of each tribe, | | | | resulted in an astounding victory! For you see, even |
| and was easily obtained for not a lot of cost. | | | | though the family had waged war daily, the vicious |
| Unfortunately, as there is in almost every good story, | | | | sarcoptes scabiei had actually increased, to the point |
| there were people in the human race that decided to | | | | of outnumbering the family at least 12 times! Maybe |
| use these ruthless mercenaries to benefit their own | | | | more, since some of the despicable creatures were |
| selves. These people had lots of money, and | | | | too afraid to come into the open, but always remained |
| developed creams and potions that were made to kill | | | | in hiding, deep in the family's territory. |
| bugs, and instructed the people to put these creams | | | | On to the final massacre: as I said probably upwards |
| on their bodies! Now, you might say, why didn't the | | | | of 100 sarcoptes scabiei died that first night. But the |
| people just use the scabies treatment? Alas, it is called | | | | family did not stop until the enemy was obliterated |
| advertising; and over time this old way became | | | | completely in their territory. This happened within the |
| obsolete. You see, the super wealthy people selling | | | | week, to the great rejoicing of the family. |
| these creams used massive advertising, and the lure | | | | Now this family has determined to help others being |
| of money for those who would further their cause. | | | | attacked by these ugly creatures, to use this effective, |
| Little did they care that these insecticides went into the | | | | natural scabies treatment in their own battle against |
| blood of the people and caused known side effects of | | | | scabies, and obliterate the sarcoptes scabiei from their |
| nausea, abdominal pain, and even seizures! If they | | | | territory, and hopefully all territories forevermore. The |
| could make $35-$100 for a tube the size of half of a | | | | battle is won, it has just become a matter of spreading |
| trial size tube of toothpaste, this would make them | | | | the news! |